Mincy Mincy

to the tune of 'What became of the monkey'
I went on a Harriers cruise,
Got stuck in their tiny loos,
The commodore lay on the floor,
Having a quiet snooze.
The skipper jumped out of his bunk,
Leapt into the dinghy and sunk,
The Commy sneezed and ran into the trees,
But what became of the mincy, mincy, mincy...