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- Ed the Useless Skipper / by Elijah
Ed the Useless Skipper
by Elijah / mallards 2015
Ed set off at Hickling Broad. He got distracted by the ducks where he had moored and was taking a million photos with his camera which he dropped in. And it took Ed with it.
Because it was very windy Ed decided to make the sail as large as possible for lots of speed. Whilst going twice as fast as cruisers breaking the speed limit, Ed shouted "This is awesome! I am Santa!" and fell in for a second time.
Then he needed the loo so he went in the reeds but the jib knocked him in. A very stinky and drenched Ed decided to go home... but he missed the last train there.
Because it was very windy Ed decided to make the sail as large as possible for lots of speed. Whilst going twice as fast as cruisers breaking the speed limit, Ed shouted "This is awesome! I am Santa!" and fell in for a second time.
Then he needed the loo so he went in the reeds but the jib knocked him in. A very stinky and drenched Ed decided to go home... but he missed the last train there.